Over 102553
motifake

John Demotivational Poster


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am

We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm

This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm

At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.


THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!


TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by bigdaddywv

steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


JOHN CENA - as a baby




JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.


TAGS: star trek job applications lies john cho sulu
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am
=)) so d*** funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!


ROOSTER COGBURN -




ROCKY MOUNTAIN - High


TAGS: cocaine colorado john denver
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 2:42 am
So, according to this map,Ohio is considered the nerdiest because of the high use of Libraries. I lived in Dayton.While in the library, I noticed that the high use reflects the amount of homeless people coming in to stay warm or get out of the rain!
Aelo Telstar - January 27, 2011, 5:33 am
I'm moving to Idaho!
ICEMAN - January 27, 2011, 1:34 am
Don't count out Arizona.
TheABC - January 27, 2011, 1:26 am
I love Idaho :) our only problem is weak government influence, and that doesn't even matter... the only state with more guns is texas, and we don't take crap from them liberals
tryal - January 26, 2011, 3:56 pm
ummm Massachusetts actually has the best drivers....everywhere else just sucks really really bad
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:52 pm
Sickly is like, anorexic, unhealthy, unfit, wasting away. Poorest health means they've got heart problems, birth defects, genetic diseases etc...
Airman - January 26, 2011, 10:44 am
because they can
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:52 pm
Wait... how can Kansas have the poorest health and then Georgia claim most sickly?


1776 - I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!


TAGS: john adams movie quotes
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:39 am
Too true Captain....either that or they become the Aussie Labor Government. LOL Well done with the poster 5L's
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:31 pm
I like it!
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:28 am
5 fat pork barrel for my captain!!!
Treehodger - March 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
I had to read that three times to get it. Reading and math should never go together. Lol, but still nice one.


IF THESE TWO ARE SHOCKED - Then it has to be Amy Winehouse




JOHN CASEY: LET'S FIND OUT IF YOU ARE BULLETPROOF -




2013 - What have we done?


TAGS: john mccain apocalypse evil republicans
Rating: 1.58/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Katrina - February 10, 2009, 2:19 pm
:l
Katrina - February 10, 2009, 2:12 pm
I guess we will all get the chance to find out...I'm excited, are you excited?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 7:46 pm
Oh, I think McCain's got the simple minded vote locked up with his Alaskan Gimmick, his as-yet-detailed solution to everything including Bin Laden, and his endless vicious hate mongering. He's done everything short of using the n-word.
LogicDude - October 19, 2008, 3:47 pm
Obama is buying the simple-minded vote with promises of things he can't deliver...but he CAN deliver what is in this picture!
MadMSG - October 19, 2008, 2:21 pm
Roamer, I agree. Obama's policies are dangerous. This Motifake reeks of Kool-Aid guzzling liberalism and definitely fails.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:14 am
to defend neal's point. I dare anyone to prove me wrong.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:12 am
... weak president, dead economy, and terrorists that followed us home after surrender in Iraq/Afghanistan.
Roamer - October 19, 2008, 10:11 am
Sure he does! It would mean all those explosions would be terrorist attacks and the lightning storms are Iranian Weather Control devices and the leader of the UTO (United Terrorists' Organization) is standing amist the anarchy as America is destroyed by a
datnigga - July 30, 2008, 3:57 am
Neal has no clue what he's talking about.
Z - June 13, 2008, 12:28 am
yeah, peace and legal weed would really suck....... if you like p****
Shtoink - May 20, 2008, 2:16 am
but it looks like McCain rebuilt the twin towers
Neal - May 17, 2008, 9:31 am
Yeah I know, but imagine how much worse 2013 would be if OBAMA were to win!


I FART - in your general direction


TAGS: john cleese fart monty python
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by livemorbidia

Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

ok ok...so i had to drop a 5L on this....lol.


THE DUKE - Would be pissed at all this political correctness BS.


TAGS: john wayne patriot usa
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Found it! Thanks man.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 2:23 pm
Don't make me make a new "Sean" poster.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
Yes I am that dumb.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 1:48 pm
Sorry Jmac but I can't find a poster based on a number.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:27 pm
http://www.motifake.com/sean-demotivational-poster-58489.html
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Cuz he looks silly.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Or is that the John Wayne dressed as a bunny one?
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:20 pm
Can a brother get a tag or two to help find that baby?
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:11 pm
I'd like to reference poster #58489 in response to Sean's comment.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:03 pm
AMERICANS Just hate a pop quiz for which they are ill prepared.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 10:49 am
A distant relative of mine, and I agree.


WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.


TAGS: wine johnny depp wonder drink
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by MT27

hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 12:07 am
Wine? What wine?
Zetmonk - May 16, 2012, 6:08 am
It shoud've been rum.


WELL I DONT KNOW KID -


TAGS: roast calendar johnwayne kiss horse
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - September 22, 2011, 2:06 pm
Rrrraaaan Dolllph Scotttt!
ICEMAN - September 22, 2011, 12:48 am
RANDOLPH SCOTT???
Airman - September 20, 2011, 5:01 pm
that never happen5 to Randolph Scott


JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.


TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you


WHIRLED PEACE -


TAGS: john lennon ben and jerry s world peace
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:28 am
sweet nuts, or the sour ones? 5l
krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
funny!
fascistfrenchman - August 12, 2010, 3:46 pm
Isn't it the truth :P
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L RL!
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:42 am
LOL @ Grey
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:40 am
hehehe, he said "taint"...5L
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 11:33 pm
Great. 5L
Feasibly - August 11, 2010, 10:36 pm
Nice one RL. Makes me wanna make a trip to the freezer.
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 10:25 pm
Oh so delicious! Do they still make Cherry Garcia...I could eat a pint
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:19 pm
Well played!


JOHN WAYNE -


TAGS: junechallenge john wayne
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by sickartist

forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:52 am
5 lookin' forwards


WHAT DID YOU SAY? - I SAID, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM!!!


TAGS: johnny depp awesome sound
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

knowitall - August 18, 2009, 11:55 am
lol hockey, what a joke of a sport.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:43 pm
Have a blast!!!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:43 pm
Ok, now that's amsome! Six Flags!!!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:41 pm
Agdaniele, I'm outta here. Don't eat yellow ice! Takin' nik on a long overdue trip to six flags tom!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:40 pm
AHHHH...Maybe we're finally beginning to get each other's written word.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:37 pm
And especially in hockey... ruins all of the shifts... more delicate than other sports.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:32 pm
He he! Becoming!!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:30 pm
As far as hockey goes, you couldn't be more correct. It's crap! So many guys that although weren't "productive" they fit into the overall scheme of the team. Next thing you know you've got a whole new group with the exception of the 4-5 core players.
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:28 pm
Don't beg. It's not very becoming.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:22 pm
d***! Ok, but how 'bout later? Nazi me then? Please?
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:17 pm
Naaaaaaah.... you want it too much!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:13 pm
Nazi me buddy!!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's a shame that hockey is turning into every other sport now... with free agency and greedy players. Can't keep a team together long enough to gel anymore.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:10 pm
I don't make it a habit to "nazi" those I get along with. Italian thing... turn a blind eye, you know?
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:10 pm
They don't know what they're talking aboot. Catfish? *seanism*
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
I'm just saying...They said his chances of staying in Philly are slim. Most likely he'll be traded to *gasp* Rangers, Devils, or *wince* Penguins!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:03 pm
You talkin to ME? You talkin to ME? Hey, I'm just the messenger.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
shmee agent! He's not goin anywhere!!! You scured me. Thought he got the trade or something serious!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
Go ahead aggy! I can take it!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:58 pm
FINGERS...you hush your wh*** fingers!!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:57 pm
Free agent....
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
I've done my best to curb it... working double-time as grammar and spelling nazi. There's too much opportunity here.
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
Not noble knuble! You hush your wh*** mouth!! How? Why? NOOOOO!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
Ooo and my advice is to follow Agdanieles lead on the Nazi thing....good role model for all fakers to follow!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
Relax. I'll get there. And if you really want to cry, then I'll tell you that we have a really good chance of losing Knuble:(
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:52 pm
And on a personal note....Pack your **** woman!! Tonight!! 10am...got it??
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:50 pm
Sniff...so proud!! You'll do just fine. Just don't be too rough on me....I've got a mean case of the derk derks when I'm spelling....
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:46 pm
I know, but it's a little pet peeve. If you're trying to prove how awesome you are, you might want to BE awesome while you're doing it.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 10:41 pm
It's a tough and thankless service... it'll bury you here.
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:38 pm
Careful...once you go down the Nazi road there's no turning back!! Or as some would say....they'res no...
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:32 pm
More awesome THAN you?! I don't believe it.
Woody - June 30, 2009, 10:31 pm
He is awesome, more awesome then me!!
BriaHere - June 23, 2009, 4:30 pm
Indeed Mr Depp, Indeed.
The Night Flower - June 23, 2009, 2:48 pm
YES!


Man in Black -


TAGS: johnny cash rebel
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

EmilioDumphque - June 20, 2013, 11:59 am
?? I wear white for the same reason. (and it's cooler in summer)
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:41 pm

real real nice bob....strong 5l from me


WAR, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? - Oh yeeeeaaah. Thanx John for the reminder.




IMAGINE - If he hadn't been gunned down


TAGS: john lennon beyond greybeard
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tyrone - October 26, 2009, 10:11 am
Does this mean John Lennon is actually Larry David?
MO - September 22, 2009, 8:20 pm
I apologize for stepping all up on a few of your posters there Dude. I was trolling a troll.....haven't caught him yet....
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:17 pm
No...if he hadn't been gunned down we would have had to look at Yoko's mug even more for the past 25 years! Sorry, guy was a genius but he had no taste in women!!!
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:25 pm
Gee Deerk, what WERE they based on?
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:24 pm
Strangely enough, most peoples' fascination with John Lennon wasn't based on his looks.


PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!




THE DUKE -




AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


CLEARNESS -


TAGS: life time wife revenge divorce dear john
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by giulio

Word construction fascist - March 27, 2009, 12:05 pm
The word you're looking for is clarity.


it might have been -


TAGS: kennedy assasination dallas speech john greenleaf whittier
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:22 am
Where was I when I heard that Kennedy was sh**? In diapers. He and his brother both tried to make the world a better place. Although their time was short, they got a lot done, and even more good stuff started. 5 black (mourning) lions


DRONES -


TAGS: drones nsa papa johns
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Ism

ughomer - March 23, 2013, 1:05 pm
You hit the nail on this, Ism!! 5L!!


BEFORE ANY OF THEM... - Li, Stathan, Willis, "Ahnold", Sly, Norris or even Eastwood, There was John Wayne. ALL HAIL TO THE DUKE!


TAGS: john wayne duke
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Koradan

jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:37 pm
5 and favorited. Hail the Duke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 3:46 am
You're good Koradan....some people are a little too detail orientated.
Koradan - June 12, 2010, 3:44 am
Ah, his real name, yes, but since I referred to ACTION STARS, I went by his "action star" name. JOHN FRAKKIN' WAYNE!!!!
Anonymous2 - June 12, 2010, 1:24 am
4L, I took one off for not recognizing his birth name, Marion Michael Morrison.


PIRATE -




GOD DAMN IT - I love John Coltrane




The Jim -




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: john demjanjuk nazi bin laden
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by steph1

steph1 - May 18, 2011, 4:33 am
does one really need to be literate or educated to have a "conscience"?
MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:45 am
Seriously wasnt he just a ukranian guard at some concentration camp? not to mention illiterate ? how the hell do you hold accountable some illiterate and uneducated man for that??
K98 - May 17, 2011, 9:26 am
Cleared in an Israeli court, but found guilty in Germany? Even after U.S. supplied proof of document falsification, which was not admitted as evidence.
RoninJedi - May 17, 2011, 8:38 am
This is sorta like this whole israel, Palestine thing. Only the realities of israel's slaughter have yet to be made public... Karma i guess
Airman - May 13, 2011, 10:47 am
a little perspective... he was a soldier following orders. The difference is, Bin Laden Gave the orders. Hence, the comparisons to Hitler, not a prison guard
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:21 am

nah...i think you missed the point of this poster kspace.
Kspace - May 13, 2011, 8:33 am
Not to mention the evidence against him that was apparently falsified, the dodgy witness testimony and this verdict was, clearly, an injustice.


ROOSTER COGBURN - I'm here to kill you Bin Laden! Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!




CAPITALISM -


TAGS: john keynes quote world calendar
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by forseti

Sean - April 30, 2011, 7:57 pm
Whatever proves itself a success, must one day be saved from it's own fetshists, or, as I like to call them, fetshistas. -- Spike Phinnegan
Master - April 30, 2011, 1:15 pm
Thank you for the quote. It certainly describes the times in which we are living. It also covers the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire, the Satanic mills, and a variety of other phenomena. To be picky, that is sociopathy masquerading as capitalism.
forseti - April 29, 2011, 12:21 pm
I push the imaginary "I LIKE" b***on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 12:18 pm
Don't worry, Most of us don't understand Sean.
djinnyf - April 29, 2011, 11:05 am
I wish I understood your comment, Sean, but my english is not good enough as for politics.......... xx
Sean - April 28, 2011, 9:38 pm
Sorry, CB.
Sean - April 28, 2011, 9:38 pm
Culos! CH! Both yous guys, ignore that last remark.
Sean - April 28, 2011, 9:25 pm
Oh, and her favorite tv show was Charlie's Angels.
Sean - April 28, 2011, 9:24 pm
I'm just gonna skip ahead four or five ***kish comments to save time and say this: objectivist ethics is based on a rather ham-fisted commission of the naturalistic fallacy and Rand was a nutjob who once had a crush on a confessed serial killer.
jlb - April 28, 2011, 6:53 pm
Thats funny. Capitalism created in America the highest standard of living in the history of the world. I cannot understand the liberal mindset where the government knows what better for me than I do. Keynesian central governmental planning insanity...


JOHN LEMON - All we are saying is give lemonade a chance ...


TAGS: john lemon give lemonade chance
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Imagine all the fruit living life in peace. You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.


CAMERON -


TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 t x sarah john connor terminatrix fine accuracy
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by giulio

bob123456789 - July 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
its Summer Glau in "Sarah Connor Chronicles"
Kainim - March 27, 2010, 12:20 pm
where is this picture from??


T-600 -




JOHN CLEESE - He's sensing a disturbance in the force


TAGS: john cleese monty python force star wars
Rating: 2.77/5


ENTER THE NINJA -




REAL MEN OF GENIUS -


TAGS: john locke fart bud light genius
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Ozzy Osbourne Fan

yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 27, 2009, 12:42 pm
Didn't some other guy goto jail for farting o the cops as he was being arrested for another offense.
Ozzy Osbourne Fan - March 26, 2009, 5:36 am
This is a true story that happened march 20, 2009.


Republicans -


TAGS: bush john mccain sarah palin barack obama 2008 election
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Obamar00lz

Noodles - July 24, 2009, 9:11 am
Yeah, because Janet Napolitano calling peaceful tax protesters, veterans, Ron Paul supporters, and lawful gun owners is somehow Bush's fault, right? Think before you speak. Or in this case, demotivate.
VinceVicious - April 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
"Republicans" is not the name of their party. And they terrorize hippies like you.


HOW MANY TIMES... - HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH JEFF GORDON...NOT YOU JIMMY, DAMN!




LOVE HURTS -


TAGS: johnny cash sriracha
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 30, 2012, 10:42 pm
Huh, didn’t think the Cash family would be so…well, a***.
CloudchaserS - September 30, 2012, 10:18 pm
At one point, the makers of Preparation H actually did want to use the song in a commercial but the Cash family declined because they felt it would be demeaning to a song about falling in love.
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 5:06 pm
Sorry, rerun, but……now, when fire is goin’ thru yer inards, a mighty fine song will be goin’ thru yer mind…yer welcome
rerun - September 30, 2012, 4:30 pm

d*** you Gary, I will never listen to this song again without thinking of this.
Bolverk3778 - September 30, 2012, 4:30 pm
Some one has been reading to much Rogue Warrior!!
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 1:43 pm
I take it the experience is shared…..thanks my fiery friends
Greeny - September 30, 2012, 12:58 pm
C'mon Icecream!!!
ughomer - September 30, 2012, 12:58 pm
5 Preparation L's for this one, GaryO!!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 12:56 pm
Five Mariachi trumpets... or was that tacos. :P


I KEEP MY -




The Age Gap -


TAGS: cat john hary age gap
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 10:07 pm
Oh, okay, my bad. Have you heard STP's new EP, it's awesome!
STP - January 19, 2014, 10:01 pm
Actually, I hadn't even heard of the Stone Temple Pilots when I came up with the alias "STP." I later found out that the same letters are used as an abbreviation for the band. (On a different note, I do like "Interstate Love Song.")
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 9:57 pm
Well, you user name is STP (Stone Temple Pilots I a**ume), so you know good music.
STP - January 19, 2014, 9:33 pm
This, of course, is just a general rule. I saw the John Lennon look before the Harry Potter, and I'm only 25.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 15, 2014, 8:04 pm
Someone on earth doesn't know who John Lennon (regardless of age).
MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:14 pm
Nailed it! Covered up the Harry Potter and asked an 8 year old...Harry Potter it is! Then makes me feel ancient by asking who the hell is John Lennon?


Mon Dieu -


TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


SOMEBODY CALLS YOU -


TAGS: john lennon lucyin the sky
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 10:39 pm
Couldn't resist? This is great!
tellitlikeitis - February 22, 2011, 8:47 pm
Couldn't resist... love this one. The picture fits these lyrics perfectly. Long live the Beatles! ng live the Beatles!


GIVE PEACE A CHANCE -


TAGS: john lennon revolution
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - August 13, 2011, 8:28 pm
No Sir! They most definitelyl WILL NOT!!!
ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 11:21 pm
All we are saying... is give peas a chance. They're mighty tasty in a tuna casserole.


SICK WORLD - It needs a doctor


TAGS: john lennon
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:53 am
How about, "Hey John, She is yellow cause she's a Chink, got nothing to do with the squirrels pissing on your driveway."


GENERAL FLAIR - More Decorations Than a Christmas Tree


TAGS: us general john allen
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:40 am
Fair enough...but how do you light him up? Must be 5L lighting teehee


Conflict -


TAGS: conflict sandwich johnny
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 3:50 am
Energy pretty much said it all. 5 lions
energy - November 19, 2008, 5:54 pm
hate mouthy b****es that don't take it in the b***. 5 lions.
uh huh - November 19, 2008, 4:03 pm
cuz that's how your mom does it right creatof***?
Suh-weet - November 19, 2008, 1:05 pm
Ugh.. Hate the ***ist posters.. 1 lion. -.-


DIRTY JOHN -


TAGS: dirty harry john wayne eastwood
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Hector - May 18, 2009, 10:31 am
"George A. never saw John Wayne on the sands of Iwo Jima." Drive By Truckers
Marduke - February 2, 2009, 4:55 pm
Methinks that even Chuck Norris would think twice before throwing a roundhouse kick. Great Poster


GREAT THANKSGIVING MOVIES -


TAGS: comic genius i miss john candy
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Stenboy - January 8, 2010, 1:25 am
I went to a matinee showing of PT&A with my girlfriend at the time. We brought a Big Gulp from 7-11 that was half C&C and JD. By the time we got to the motel room scene in the movie the Big Gulp was half empty. I never laughed so hard in my life.
union - December 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
One of those movies you can watch every time its on.


JOHNNY 5IVE - is ready to kick Wall-E's ass!




OCEAN CROSSING -


TAGS: and it s got some kinda clone so hoist up the john b and lets get out of here
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

NathanKett - October 9, 2009, 6:30 pm
A /New Zealand zorb ball :D I never thought about trying it out in water
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
This - Look's fun as hell.


I'M ON FIRE...I'M ON FIRE! - Lord help me Baby Jesus...




John Mccain -




DOUG MURPHY - has killed so many people Dr Cox thought he just might be a government operative.




THE MESSIAH - After 2000 years a few things got lost in translation.




ELTON & LADY GAGA - The scariest combination since Freddie & Jason.




THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...




a call to arms -


TAGS: john oliver fcc net neutrality trolls as heroes cable
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greeny - November 2, 2015, 6:08 am
John's take on Pumpkin Spice is hilarious, thought I'd mention it since the holidays are upon us...


I'll Be Damn'd -




Overcompensating -


TAGS: nra president john holmes overcompensating
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

forseti - June 19, 2013, 1:52 am
believe it or not but i had to google holmes to get it... anyways, the news ticker is awesome on its own. 5 inches from me...
Reality Lord - June 18, 2013, 10:13 pm

lol'd...hard.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 18, 2013, 7:55 pm
I'm skeptical about Sho's backyard... just kidding Sho. No seriously I'm worried. Haha, got you again! But seriously...


A BOY NAMED SUE -


TAGS: johnny cash
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:04 pm
5L! And another 5L and a comment from DLM4 in 3, 2, ...
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:00 pm
I made a vow to the moon and stars that I'd search the honkytonks and bars and kill the man who gave me that awful name. Nice work RL
Faceplant31 - September 23, 2010, 6:39 pm
5L


The Human Torch -




SCIENCE -


TAGS: portal two turret cave johnson tech heads
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by spacedog

gas - August 3, 2012, 4:53 pm
...are you 5till there?...


JOHN WILLIAMS - His Music is the Only Thing That Makes the Star Wars Prequels Worth Watching.




GREETINGS -


TAGS: theres a song about john belushi with the lyric some goodbyes never end
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Sean

spacedog - May 9, 2010, 3:47 pm
Beautiful and very true. When a cat says good-bye, you'll find it in your shoe. 5Ls.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:18 am
Another heart wrencher... 5Long goodbyes


ENOUGH OF JOHN WAYNE - ThatOneChick comes with us until you have Randolph Scott day


TAGS: john wayne toc
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by gil

agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:32 am
Yes!


THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -




*sigh*...excuse me... -


TAGS: feminism john callahan
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:41 am
In this situation, it'd be easy to p**s off a feminist. Just walk up to the counter and ask the female employee, "Hi, where are the cookbooks? While I'm at work, my wife wants to do some cooking for me." . . . riiight?
lgvernon - July 1, 2013, 9:19 am

OMG, this is funny!~~
GaryO - July 1, 2013, 6:57 am
Yup, two very talented actors slumming in a not so funny parody show (SNL like)….gotta wade thru the whole thing for one giggle….and that with ‘medicinal’ a**istance
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2013, 3:20 am
Portlandia?


SECRET AGENT MAN -


TAGS: johnny rivers greeny
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - October 31, 2012, 4:44 am
And yet another tune stuck in my head... thank5!


FORGET LENO -


TAGS: much ado about nothing johnny was better
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:19 pm
Yes yes yes yes.... a thousand times yes!
rerun - January 23, 2010, 6:21 pm

what, you don't like my "movies" now? Ah, I remember, they were evidence....never mind
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm
I'd really prefer not to have to see anything ReRun is showing, thank you very much. 5L
Who Cares? - January 23, 2010, 6:17 pm
I don't think I've watched an entire Tonight Show since Carson left.


John. -


TAGS: john
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - December 9, 2013, 3:01 pm
THanks GaryO And Merry Christmas To You And Everybody At Motifake.
GaryO - December 9, 2013, 10:07 am
No way, mao. i just got caught up in myself. Cheers for the memory jog.
maoworks2 - December 9, 2013, 8:57 am
Well John It Looks Like Most People Have Forgotten About You Next Year .


Hans Zimmer -


TAGS: music john williams danny elfman alan silvestri superman
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2014, 11:27 pm
I'm just saying it's despicable using a foghorn as the main and only instrument in a music soundtrack. Seriously, what the hell is that about?!? It could be argued that this is "his style", but what he makes still isn't music.


ARE YOU TELLING ME - THAT THESE GUYS AREN'T THE REAL POWER RANGERS?




WORDS OF WISDOM -




Just Face It -


TAGS: face off john woo bullet time
Rating: 3.67/5


PERSEVERANCE - Going 4 years between NFL starts is hard. With perseverance, you have the chance to prove the experts wrong. Just remember, sometimes the experts are right.


TAGS: john beck
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by geoffa



MEMORIES -




LIFE CAN BE UNFAIR -


TAGS: john byner did both voices think pink
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 29, 2009, 2:47 pm
Charlie the Ant really pissed himself that night.
Sean - May 29, 2009, 2:45 pm
And here's another mismatch: a little poster just told me that Jackie Mason once had to go on right afater a little pop group who were making their first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show: The Beatles.
Sean - May 27, 2009, 1:21 pm
AND if the ant talks like Dean Martin, go all in!


T-X -


TAGS: life time day judgement future skynet terminator lethal girl gun t 600 t 1000 sarah john connor cameron terminatrix
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Viper - June 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
but she has no legs! oh noes!


PARALLEL PARKING - Made Easy




MARRIAGE -




congratulations -




HATE CRIME -




FAME -




I'VE FOUND AYN RAND ON FACEBOOK AT LAST, - he shrugged.


TAGS: who is john galt
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by GySgt1811a

GySgt1811a - December 16, 2011, 2:56 pm
(Snicker!)


C.O.N.S.T.I.P.A.T.I.O.N - It happens to everyone.




SPONG - Heresy - the thinking mans game.




INCOMPETENT - "The fundamentals of our economy are strong" -John McCain, after AIG crashed


TAGS: aig john mccain economy fundamentals incompetant
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by caiderman98

a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:18 pm
The difference being that McCain made that comment literally hours after the markets took a collective ****. Besides, we do need regulation because capitalists are, for lack of a better word, f***ing greedy.
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
And yet, when President Obama said the same thing after his inauguration, no mockery. By the way, if the fundamentals weren't strong, why is the dollar worth so much internationally still?


DEAR JOHN LETTER - Physical Evidence that you actually TAPPED THIS!


TAGS: dear john
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by frixxxx

GreyScorpion - February 4, 2010, 9:17 pm
I took a semester at ReRun's School of Fashion, and it's ultramesh to keep the straps from parting and letting the puppies breathe.
Bob D. Sailor - February 4, 2010, 9:12 pm
WTF is what that line on her t***?? ***b job gone wrong?


JOHNING THE POLICE - Facebook, recruiting Johns for the police force.


TAGS: johns prostitution police facebook
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by Josh

Johnny - October 22, 2008, 8:38 pm
Facebook is an epic fail in itself... no wonder their ads fail.


JOHN CONNOR - Feel the difference.


TAGS: john connor
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by supercoin

Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:26 pm
Oh, puh-leese, I hear that crap every time a new Terminator film came out, and yet everyone conveniently forgets that the first film was a cheesy as crap 80's B movie. T2 broke the mold, the others just fill it back up again.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 7:16 pm
Ugh man. Salvation was f***ing terrible!


RON NASTY - Q:Are we not men? A:We are Yoko!


TAGS: beatles devo paul mccartney ron nasty john lennon
Rating: 1.87/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

savvy101 - March 25, 2011, 1:27 pm
i agree with medammit Paul McCartney is alive and kicking only John Lennon and George Harrison have passed and Richard Starkey (Ringo Starr) cant die so it must be Paul KNOW YOUR BEATLES MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro - September 2, 2008, 12:07 pm
Not just the Rutles, RNR. The Rutles playing Devo!
medammit - September 2, 2008, 11:10 am
Hey losers- that's McCartney and he is still very much alive.
RnR - September 2, 2008, 10:48 am
LOL, the Rutles !!! I've got the "documentary" on DVD. A+


DOUBLE WRONG! - Short Circuit was Awesome That's not Johnny 5


TAGS: johnny 5 wrong
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Johnny 5

Purity - March 25, 2009, 10:02 am
Uh... Short Circuit was the name for the movies about Johnny 5. >_>


JOHNNY DEPP AS THE MAD HATTER? - Maybe went a little too far.


TAGS: johnny depp
Rating: 1.64/5

More motifakes by christine123

Kung-Fu Devil - July 22, 2010, 7:52 am
How did they destroy it? It was a loose sequel and a re-imagining. Completely separate to the original.
pzykosiz - July 21, 2010, 8:34 pm
it was an absolute travesty that disney let tim burton destroy this movie
CRaSH... doesn't wanna sign in. - May 3, 2009, 10:15 pm
Oh, god. It's another Tim Burton/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter movie! Someone kill me.


HE'S NOT LIKE OTHER PRESIDENTS - He has absolutely no idea what he's doing John McCain in '08


TAGS: barrack obama john mccain
Rating: 1.61/5

More motifakes by Danny

A. Oak - December 26, 2008, 3:23 pm
BO must believe in recycling, he's already appointed the Clinton cabinet. So much for 'change'.
barockeva - November 12, 2008, 11:34 am
JFK didnt have much of a clue to what he was doing either.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 3:23 am
Impossible! God doesn't want republicans to evolve, that's why he invented creationism.
Obama08 - October 31, 2008, 12:41 am
Oh ****, McCain supporters can use computers now? They're evolving!
datnigga - August 23, 2008, 12:32 am
*care
datnigga - August 23, 2008, 12:31 am
danny must love war if he wants McSame for president. i don't cere if he has no clue what he's doing, if he's gonna pull us out of this dumbass war, he's got my vote.
Briton of Rose - August 8, 2008, 5:51 am
In that case, he's just like George W. Bush, isn't he?


BORIS JOHNSON - The Village Idiot stand up




PREV PAGENEXT PAGE